As we walked into the house Saturday afternoon I mentioned that there was something on his pants. From there the conversation went into overdrive:
Alex: I wish I didn't have to wear pants.
Me: But then everyone would see your underpants.
Alex: But if EVERYONE didn't wear pants ...
Me: Oh.
Alex: Revenge, Earth, revenge!
This last was uttered in the style of a Shakespearean actor, complete with fist shaking at the sky. He then went on to say that the Earth (the planet itself) should have to wear pants to see how it felt. Then, he mused that Earth pants might trap all the people who lived underneath them. Poor pants people. Perhaps it would just be the southern hemisphere.
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